Name: Ben
Schooling: BHS Class of 2003
Likes: Fire, Burning things, Flames, Drums, Anarchy, Punk Rock
Dislikes: Topher saying “Anarchy in the UK,” things that don’t burn, fire codes, cops, smoke detectors
Bio: After being struck down by the bunny-beam, Ben was reborn as a fire entity with no need for lighters or matches.
Name: Bob (Tucker)
Schooling: BHS Class of 2003
Likes: Being better than Topher, Macs, Star Trek, British Comedy, Asian women
Dislikes: Windows, Bill Gates
Bio: Abnormal Comics was born out of jealousy. Bob runs the cursed thing! While him and Topher would make perfect mortal enemies, they’ve formed a loose alliance and have a friendship grounded in Interp and Webcomics.
Name: Tessa
Schooling: Groton High Class of 2002
Likes: Aberdeen, Fruit Camp, The Dead, Kompressor, Ghost World
Dislikes: Debate, South Dakota, fakeness
Bio: Tessa is a camp/interp/debate friend that journeys to many Topher social events. She introduced Topher to the beauty of a Punk Show and some good things that can be found in SD. She lived in Webster, a Midpoint from Brookings and Aberdeen.
Name: Steph E.
Schooling: BHS Class of 2003
Likes: Animals, PETA, Music, Things
Dislikes: Other things
Bio: Steph E. is part of the Journalism crowd with Maren, Sonya and Topher. Steph and Ben dated once. It ended poorly.
Name: Kevin ?
Schooling: BHS Class of 2002
Likes: ???
Dislikes: ???
Bio: Not much is known about this mysterious, mouthless man. He seems to possess great psychic abilities and be a friend of Bob.
Name: Donni A.
Schooling: BHS Class of 2004
Occupation: Vacancy
Likes: Staring off into space, Muppets, Rubber Ducky, Rainbow Connection
Dislikes: Conservatives
Bio: Donni is another camp friend in the vein of Emma. She is connected to the magical “sophomore girls” group which includes the younger Emma, Heather, and Alex and Josh. Donni is often lost in Donniland.
Name: Heather
Schooling: BHS Class of 2004
Likes: Gymnastics, whoring, ho boots, intellectualism
Dislikes: Her brother, plays, props
Bio: Heather is a friend of a friend. She helped propmistress a play or two and
has been involved in Interp and Debate. She brings fun to any occasion, or breaks Topher’s prize trophy. Yar!
Name: Levi
Schooling: WHS Class of 2002
Likes: Music, calling people Nazis, lawngnomes
Dislikes: Tans, and things…
Bio: Levi was a Brosty way back when. He was godlike and intimidating then, and now he still is. Not actually a pot head. Very cool and special and dirty. Has a guitar named Emma.
Name: Brandi
Schooling: BHS Class of 1999
Likes: Not being in Brookings, laughing at Topher, Jeff Noon Books, Alice in Wonderland, Long Conversations
Dislikes: Feet, meat
Bio: Topher’s older sister. She escaped Brookings and attended college in Omaha. College at Creighton for things between a Psychology major and a possible Philosophy minor. On good terms with Topher, but siblings tickle and punch brawls do occur. Likes jokes at expense of brother.
Name: Seth
Schooling: WHS Class of 2001
Likes: Maren, Nomanagrunda!, Oreos, Happiness, Magic the Gathering, Games
Dislikes: Blondes, dumb people
Bio: Seth was Maren’s lover. They met on the fated night of Topher’s first X-mas bash. A night that changed many lives. Seth is somewhat hyperactive and enjoys many little sayings. “Be!” And other things. He’s into that whole ‘random noise’ thing.
Name: Emily
Schooling: BHS Class of 2003
Likes: Tattoos, N’Sync, ska Nick Hexum’s sweaty body
Dislikes: Church traffic
Bio: Emily is a transitional friend of Maren. They’re growing apart. Maren’s coming to new people, and Emily is going out of town. And getting Tattoos. Emily’s greatest aspiration is to have many tattoos and hot sweaty groupie sex.