These links aren’t quite right but should most work again!
Hey, look, a slightly easier way to access the comic! Neat!
construction paper angst 04/30/2001 the usual suspects 05/04/2001 teh ultimate suck 05/16/2001 mario party… of doom! 05/18/2001 tale of sonya 05/21/2001 bunny saga #1 05/22/2001 bunny saga #2 05/23/2001 bunny saga #3 05/24/2001 bunny saga #4 05/25/2001 bunny saga #5 05/28/2001 first day of summer 06/01/2001 magic box friends 06/15/2001 bob’s abnormal guest strip 06/18/2001 extreme heeler 06/22/2001 fessing up 06/25/2001 introducing brandi 06/29/2001 where are they now? 07/02/2001 see ben rant 07/04/2001 a change of heart 07/06/2001 pop up jon 07/09/2001 wheeeeeeee! 07/13/2001 err, uhm, alex 07/16/2001 myrth’s cameo strip 07/18/2001 angstémon 07/20/2001 SGM StickGuy #1 07/23/2001 relationships 07/25/2001 brandi week #1 07/27/2001 brandi week #2 07/30/2001 brandi week #3 08/01/2001 brandi week #4 08/04/2001 lurking evil’s rant 08/06/2001 fruit camp #1 08/07/2001 fruit camp #2 08/08/2001 fruit camp #3 08/09/2001 fruit camp #4 08/10/2001 home, sweet home 08/13/2001 cannibal patch kids 08/15/2001 iowa learnin’ 08/17/2001 brandi bye-bye 08/20/2001 story by ben 08/22/2001 byte me’s plot 08/27/2001 the mysterious #42 08/29/2001 last day of summer 09/03/2001 plot allusion 09/14/2001 bob guest strip #2 09/21/2001 terrible joke time 09/24/2001 special edition 09/26/2001 myrth dies, v1.5! 10/01/2001 a day at school: abridged 10/02/2001 super secret #50 10/03/2001 interp happy fun time 10/05/2001 read whale! 10/08/2001 #pvponline confusion 10/10/2001 sonya auditions 10/12/2001 censored! 10/15/2001 disney humor 10/17/2001 you’re so vain 10/19/2001 experimentation 10/22/2001 whale week #1 10/24/2001 whale week #3 10/26/2001 whale week #5 10/29/2001 this is halloween… 10/31/2001 rocky horror halloween 11/02/2001 intro to donni & emma 11/05/2001 weezer skivvies 11/07/2001 inner torment 11/09/2001 shameless whore 11/12/2001 alex doesn’t wear undies! 11/14/2001 readers theatre saga #1 11/23/2001 readers theatre saga #2 11/26/2001 readers theatre saga #3 11/28/2001 readers theatre saga #4 11/30/2001 readers theatre saga #5 12/03/2001 readers theatre saga #6 12/05/2001 pointless exposition 12/07/2001 beginning of the end 12/10/2001 someone’s in trouble 12/12/2001 sailor jacobsens 12/14/2001 spot the plothole 12/17/2001 artistic guesss who 12/19/2001 sonya-vision! 12/21/2001 one panel goodness 12/24/2001 holiday trip at home 12/25/2001 loverly tree 12/26/2001 back to the program 12/27/2001 8-bit angst 12/28/2001 interludicrous! 12/31/2001 strangely, i feel remorse 01/04/2002 sonya and boywhiz! 2x fun 01/07/2002 doesn’t he look smashing in green? 01/11/2002 more meaningless death afoot?! 01/14/2002 trimming the fat: take one 01/16/2002 capybaras sound 01/18/2002 donjiira destroys megabrookings 01/25/2002 the cliffhanger! 01/28/2002 wishing for an end 02/04/2002 sharing: the joy of inside jokes 02/06/2002 angstily ever after, part one 02/08/2002 angstily ever after, part two 02/11/2002 angstily ever after, part three! 02/15/2002 angstily ever after, THE END 02/18/2002 CPA Memories, Day One 02/20/2002 CPA Memories, Day Two CPA V2.0 BEGINS! 03/06/2002 in the beginning… 03/08/2002 gosh: let there be summation! 03/09/2002 enigma variations! 03/10/2002 where we stand… 03/11/2002 ignoramus 03/13/2002 journalism room ponderances 03/15/2002 hallway confrontation 03/18/2002 objects larger than they appear 03/20/2002 attack of the weezer-bots! 03/22/2002 for the love of $15 03/25/2002 CPA Documentary 03/27/2002 even more… exposition 03/29/2002 ninja doc: M files 04/03/2002 still funny! 04/05/2002 vibrato doom cow! 04/08/2002 who reads short shorts? 04/10/2002 hardknock week 04/12/2002 bonzai! 04/15/2002 we all want nakey time! 04/17/2002 conga line 04/19/2002 © infringement R us 04/22/2002 portal to fun! 04/24/2002 somya-kun misdemeanors 04/26/2002 all will soon be clear 04/29/2002 and so we begin 05/01/2002 darkness must fall 05/03/2002 spawkwing manwhore 05/06/2002 chidwen of the revowution 05/08/2002 woe-kitten conflict 05/10/2002 untitled. 05/13/2002 clickies! 05/15/2002 old jokes never die 05/17/2002 transfusion, mass confusion! 05/20/2002 the quickening 05/22/2002 innuendo el mundo 05/24/2002 are you down with the sickness? 05/27/2002 exit to reality 05/29/2002 Cliché! 05/31/2002 nazi camp predictions 06/03/2002 blondes have more fun! 06/05/2002 mottled confusion 06/07/2002 what’s the meaning of this? 06/10/2002 and I’m in need of… 06/12/2002 steph’s back! 06/14/2002 when jokes go bad! 06/17/2002 oops I did it again! 06/19/2002 maren is evil 06/20/2002 extreme collectibles! 06/25/2002 thanks to… POP CULTURE! 06/26/2002 burning torment within 06/28/2002 rent waking life! 07/01/2002 they do exist! 07/03/2002 a true love story 07/05/2002 calm 07/08/2002 here he is! 07/10/2002 kelsey’s crazy! 07/12/2002 death of topher man 07/17/2002 further aberdeen adventures 07/18/2002 how topher got his groove back 07/19/2002 pot2kettle observations 07/20/2002 sayings come out 07/21/2002 paclinta setha 07/22/2002 kelsey nonsense 07/23/2002 aberdeen II: intro 07/24/2002 aberdeen II: #1 07/25/2002 aberdeen II: #2 07/26/2002 aberdeen II: #3 07/29/2002 aberdeen II: #4 07/31/2002 aberdeen II: #5 08/02/2002 fruit camp memories #1 08/05/2002 fruit camp memories #2 08/07/2002 a small break 08/09/2002 steph nelson 08/12/2002 laura nesson 08/13/2002 kelsey wells 08/14/2002 morocco “pat” mole 08/15/2002 kt pieschke 08/16/2002 tessa hempel 08/17/2002 maren smith 08/18/2002 clint miller 08/19/2002 gnidaplat 08/20/2002 mandi! 08/21/2002 seth aesoph 08/22/2002 teh neo relaunch 08/23/2002 art begets life begets… 08/24/2002 loveangst 08/25/2002 “feeling unoriginal?” 08/26/2002 “N/A” 08/28/2002 round one: ExPlOdE! 08/30/2002 it had to happen sometime 09/02/2002 countdown to triteness 09/04/2002 clichéverse! 09/06/2002 how’s THAT for a plot? 09/09/2002 and now, the finale! 09/11/2002 the final cut 09/16/2002 “blank” 09/18/2002 indeed. 09/20/2002 throwback to days of old 09/23/2002 one shots: clintosaurus 09/24/2002 os: woe fish 09/25/2002 os: deeper meanings 09/26/2002 os: eh? 09/27/2002 os: broboca submissions 09/30/2002 ninja day 10/02/2002 birthdays 10/04/2002 alex’s internalization 10/07/2002 hail to the king 10/09/2002 sooky-ness 10/11/2002 love theatre 10/14/2002 abc week: cover 10/15/2002 abc week: page one 10/16/2002 abc week: page two 10/17/2002 ‘snow interruption 10/18/2002 abc week: page three 10/19/2002 abc week: page four 10/20/2002 abc week: page five 10/21/2002 nakey girl! 10/23/2002 first date 10/25/2002 an explanation 10/28/2002 100th extravaganza 10/30/2002 a brief aside… 11/01/2002 the second date! 11/04/2002 crimes of passion! 11/06/2002 stumpy-pun! 11/08/2002 mail fraud 11/11/2002 ceremonial epilogue 11/13/2002 promotional honeymoon 11/15/2002 inside the joke 11/18/2002 special F-X blowout! 11/20/2002 the clipshow 11/22/2002 quaildawg 11/25/2002 fairy tale ending 11/27/2002 back to school 12/02/2002 couplin’ wail zeeee! 12/04/2002 the gun show! 12/06/2002 rock the topher 12/09/2002 the sum of happy 12/11/2002 the bite that ended an era 12/13/2002 steph’s six wonders 12/16/2002 universe collapses: NOONE CARES 12/18/2002 more things disappear 12/20/2002 what is love? 12/23/2002 space musings on armageddon 12/25/2002 christmas void 12/27/2002 launching pad 12/30/2002 santa ranta 12/31/2002 sun never shines 01/01/2003 santa be on fire 01/02/2003 back to number zero 01/03/2003 teh ultimate nostalgia 01/06/2003 2003: a topher odyssey 01/08/2003 resolution 01/10/2003 it’s cookay time! 01/13/2003 lampnight story 01/15/2003 humor victim 01/17/2003 problematic 01/20/2003 fashion filosofik 01/24/2003 only in dreams 01/27/2003 the dance begins 01/29/2003 forystia guide starts 02/17/2003 back in action 02/19/2003 what terrible suspense! 02/21/2003 dark conversation 02/24/2003 half-assedness 02/26/2003 the rekindling 02/28/2003 this is the end, my friend 03/03/2003 subdued CPA V3.0 BEGINS! 03/05/2003 the third beginning 03/07/2003 don’t you mean “defunct?” 03/10/2003 there is no spo–comic 03/14/2003 the show must go on 03/17/2003 kittens: the anti-emo 03/19/2003 survey says: not funny 03/21/2003 nothing must make sense 03/24/2003 use your imagination 03/28/2003 you call that a punchline? 04/07/2003 a throwback 04/09/2003 “there is no clint” poof! 04/10/2003 the afterlife: nihilistic nightmare 04/11/2003 princely 04/14/2003 illusion allusions 04/16/2003 we know that it’s probably magic 04/18/2003 and performance spaces 04/21/2003 under the influence 04/22/2003 it’s only a teenage wasteland 04/23/2003 cue the canned laughter 04/24/2003 i feel witty 04/25/2003 waaah! ricky! 04/28/2003 you don’t wanna see that 04/30/2003 WAS?! 05/05/2003 free topher 05/07/2003 if you knew what i knew… 05/09/2003 spot the irony! 05/16/2003 toph the pop-culture whore 05/19/2003 toph the hopeless 05/21/2003 toph the forgetful 05/23/2003 oops, gotta fly! 05/26/2003 toph the gone 05/28/2003 subtle or unfunny? 05/30/2003 blah 06/02/2003 we’re legal now! 06/04/2003 your ad here 06/06/2003 bunny saga redux 06/09/2003 pantless person paradox 06/23/2003 eight days… meantersay 06/25/2003 yes. not funny 06/27/2003 did somebody say mullet house? 06/30/2003 a southern boy’s dreams dashed 07/02/2003 bathroom door angst 07/04/2003 bunny saga diversions 07/07/2003 cassandra and the fourth wall 07/08/2003 beyond the edge of surreality 07/09/2003 a very tophy blackops rescue 07/11/2003 “rescue top” 07/16/2003 clint fade 07/18/2003 clint kumbaya 07/21/2003 clintfintastic! 07/23/2003 so close your eyes 07/25/2003 i guess this is growing up 07/28/2003 ahh, throwback 07/30/2003 marenemesis 07/31/2003 existential deep sea diving? 08/01/2003 keep the faith 08/02/2003 regurgitating memory 08/03/2003 the sonya saga 08/04/2003 worthless! 08/05/2003 faux-marketing 08/07/2003 if it makes you happy 08/08/2003 surgical angst 08/09/2003 suffer unto the teeth… 08/11/2003 where are they now… and again 08/12/2003 narrative freakout 08/13/2003 a journalistic retrospect 08/14/2003 the way it ’twas: wacky 08/18/2003 so sayeth the 22 year old 08/19/2003 parting shots: part one 08/20/2003 parting shots: part two 08/21/2003 parting shots: part three 08/22/2003 parting shots: part four 08/23/2003 parting shots: part five 08/24/2003 parting shots: part six 08/25/2003 parting shots: part six.five 08/26/2003 parting shots: part seven 08/27/2003 parting shots: part eight 08/28/2003 parting shots: part nine 08/29/2003 parting shots: part ten 08/30/2003 parting shots: part eleven 09/13/2003 physical impossibility of existence in the mind of the narrator 10/10/2003 bunny noir teaser 11/25/2003 what horror lurks? 01/16/2004 bang bang 03/06/2009 the angstmen 03/09/2009 angstmen: mascarshach 03/10/2009 angstmen: nite angst 03/11/2009 angstmen: the nihilist 03/12/2009 angstmen: pink spectre 03/13/2009 angstmen: ozymandiaseth 03/14/2009 angstmen: fetie 03/15/2009 angstmen: chapter one 03/16/2009 angstmen: a mystery 03/17/2009 angstmen: the human stain 03/18/2009 angstmen: the body breaks
Listing by Storyline:
CPA v1.0 Beginning Bunny Saga – Summer Begins – Brandi Week – Fruit Camp – Watertown, KABOOM! – CPA Returns, v1.5 – Whale Week – Reader’s Theatre Saga – Beginning of the end – Angstily Ever After – CPA v2.0, new beginning CPA Documentary – Conga Line! – Fade to Foulin Roume – Hair I am! – Steph Returns – Sonya Menace – Death of Topherman – Aberdeen II: The Reckoning – MS Paint Guest Week – Neo-CPA Relaunch Explodies! – One Shots – ABC Week – Love Saga – Woeball – Banglafollies – End of the World – Lampness – The Neo End – CPA v3.0, moremo Breakdown – The Existential Teen Blues – Tripop – Summer 2003 – Bunny Saga Drei? – A Mulleted Return – Operation CliResub – Sonya Saga – Bunny Saga IV – CPA Parting Shots Angstmen
Character Introduction Strips:
Alex – Ben – Brandi – Clint – Jon – Maren – Sonya – Topher
A few notes… The storyline thing is pretty rough since CPA v1.0 didn’t really have storylines. There’s a lot of random crap mixed in with everything. Also, at one time I meant to do character intros for everyone, but I never really got around to it. I’ve been tossing some ideas around of adding onto the CPA v1.0 directory or something. I’ve got so many different weird tangents in my head making me unable to choose where to go. Wheee!
