Name: Sonya S.
Schooling: BHS Class of 2003

Likes: Green Day, Nirvana, and Weezer (in that order); Shiny Objects
Dislikes: the phrase "DO YOU LIKE WEEEZER," her parents
Bio: Sonya, with power of rage, can stop almost anything in its tracks. Unfortunately, she likes to go for the easy targets, like Topher. Her weakness is the power of distraction; her strength, the Weezerbot Army! Sonya was last spotted attending some liberal college reeking of pot smoke in upstate Washington.