Name: Alex
Schooling: BHS Class of 2003
Occupation: Starving Artist
Likes: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Art, Tim Curry (who?), Watermelons, Drawing, Being Deep
Dislikes: Being Awake, Sunlight, Happiness, Watching People Eat, People
Bio: Alex likes to make drarwings. After a 5 month vacation to Bangladesh, Alex rejoins the characters of CPA to continue his hate campaign on Topher. Salvador Dali lives on through Alex's nipples. Alex went to the Kansas City Art Institute and then got married to an art school girl.