Imagined
Name: Mr. “Jack” Bunny
Occupation: Smartass by day, Super Mega Bunny and Saver of the Universe by night!
Likes: His Nuts, Their Sack, Cuteness, Jon’s “Happy Drugs,” Mr. Squirrel
Dislikes: Ben, Being Set on Fire, The Sun, Death, Anti-Bunny, Watertonians
Bio: Mr. Bunny was birthed in vengence and set on this earth to recover the nuts that bring him power. He succumbed to an early death by Ben, a minion of the sun, but managed to come back through a portal allowing access from the Nethernet to Reality. His mission is to now hunt down those that have opposed him in the past and avenge Jon’s wrongful death.
Name: Mr. Squirrel
Occupation: Nut-Finding
Likes: Life-Saving Ducttape, Mr. Bunny, Ms. Turtle, Chipmunks, Jon’s “Happy Candy”
Dislikes: Fiery Death by Ben, Those who Oppose his Friends, Sonya, Death
Bio: A travel companion to Mr. Bunny from the start, Mr. Squirrel worked hard to avenge the death of Mr. Bunny by finding his nuts. Sadly, he too died, but was luckily brought back to life by the mad genius of Bob.
Name: Mr. Sun
Occupation: Lighting up our lives
Likes: Hyrdrogen, gas, brightness, big bang
Dislikes: Solar flares, sun spots, back talk
Bio: The sun has several minions on different planets to enact its mighty will. While the sun is usually benevolent, if someone does not like its humor, it will strike back with a most fiery retribution. It cares for those it employs.
Name: Ms. Turtle
Occupation: Wicked Turtle of Lower West Side
Likes: Cackling, being wicked, beauty pagents, Mr. Squirrel
Dislikes: Torodhy, Otot, PlagurOz trespassers
Bio: Ms. Turtle has been entrusted with the protection of the kingdom of PlagurOz. The wicked intruders from must never be allowed to enter, lest they destroy everything with their sugary disposition. She befriended two woodland folk who were mistaken as the fabled intruders and may have a possible love interest with one.
Name: Lemming
Occupation: Dying and respawning
Likes: Jumping off cliffs
Dislikes: Jumping off cliffs
Bio: Lemmings are afraid of cliffs because they feel the need to jump off them. They’re also a part of Reader’s Theatre land. Lemmings hail from Watertown, which is one big cliff due to the fact it is a giant crater. Matt was their black haired leader.
Name: Vietnam Nurses
Occupation: Rums and Drums
Likes: Aroo, aroo, Johnny, stick in hand
Dislikes: Bombs, Viet Kong, drop in eye
Bio: Those melo-dramatic nurses from the Reader’s theatre saga who couldn’t grasp that the Vietnam War was over. Their real life counterparts hail from Sioux Falls. They have perished.
Name: Poe Reader’s Theatre
Likes: Nothing, angsty poetry
Dislikes: Everything
Bio: Those star interp professionals with their magic Poe Mobile 5000 saved the Angst Kid crowd from death at the hand of hundreds of Lemmings. The poe group eventually spread even more evil, most assuredly. They also hail from Sioux Falls in the real world.