Name: Jack (Mr.) Bunny Age: ?? Occupation: Smartass by day, Super Mega Bunny and Saver of the Universe by night! Likes: His Nuts, Their Sack, Cuteness, Jon's "Happy Drugs," Mr. Squirrel Dislikes: Ben, Being Set on Fire, The Sun, Death, Anti-Bunny, Watertonians Bio: Mr. Bunny was birthed in vengence and set on this earth to recover the nuts that bring him power. He succumbed to an early death by Ben, a minion of the sun, but managed to come back through a portal allowing access from the Nethernet to Reality. His mission is to now hunt down those that have opposed him in the past and avenge Jon's wrongful death.

Name: Dan (Mr.) Squirrel Age: ?? Occupation: Nut-Finding Likes: Life-Saving Ducttape, Mr. Bunny, Ms. Turtle, Chipmunks, Jon's "Happy Candy" Dislikes: Fiery Death by Ben, Those who Oppose his Friends, Sonya, Death Bio: A travel companion to Mr. Bunny from the start, Mr. Squirrel worked hard to avenge the death of Mr. Bunny by finding his nuts. Sadly, he too died, but was luckily brought back to life by the mad genius of Bob.

Name: The Sun Age: 4.5 Billion Occupation: Lighting up our lives Likes: Hyrdrogen, Gas, Brightness, Big Bang Dislikes: Solar Flares, Sun Spots, Back Talk Bio: The sun has several minions on different planets to enact its mighty will. While the sun is usually benevolent, if someone does not like its humor, it will strike back with a most fiery retribution. It cares for those it employs.

Name: Bette (Ms.) Turtle Age: ?? Occupation: Wicked Turtle of Lower West Side Likes: Cackling, Being Wicked, Beauty Pagents, Christmas Dislikes: Torodhy, Otot, PlagurOz Trespassers Bio: Ms. Turtle has been entrusted with the protection of the kingdom of PlagurOz. The wocked intruders from Sasnak must never be allowed to enter, lest they destroy everything with their sugery disposition. She befriended two woodland folk who were mistaken as the fabled intruders and may have a possible love interest with one.

Name: Lemming Age: ?? Occupation: Dying and Respawning Likes: Jumping off Cliffs Dislikes: Jumping off Cliffs Bio: Lemmings are afraid of cliffs because they feel the need to jump off them. They're also a part of Reader's Theatre land. Their real life counterparts originate in Watertown, which makes them even scarier! Matt was their black haired leader.

Name: Vietnam Nurses Age: ?? Occupation: Rums and Drums Likes: Aroo, Aroo, Johnny, Stick in Hand Dislikes: Bombs, Viet Kong, Drop in Eye Bio: Those melo-dramatic nurses from the Reader's theatre saga who couldn't grasp that the Vietnam War was over. Their real life counterparts hail from Sioux Falls. They have perished.

Name: Poe Reader's Theatre Age: ?? Occupation: Angstful Poe Poetry Likes: Nothing Dislikes: Everything Bio: Those star interper professionals with their magic Poe Mobile 5000 saved the Angst Kid crowd from death at the hand of hundreds of Lemmings. The poe group eventually flew on to spread even more evil, most assuredly. They also hail from Sioux Falls in the real world.